The New York Jets finally decided to give someone else a shot at quarterback today, replacing the ineffective Mark Sanchez with second year player Greg McElroy. On his first drive, he led the Jets down the field for a touchdown, sparking the biggest fan craze in New York since “Linsanity”.
Sanchez was a pathetic 10/21 for 97 yards and 3 INTs when he was yanked in the third quarter. Poor Tim Tebow (who’s been patiently waiting for Rex Ryan to end the Sanchez experiment) didn’t suit up today due to a rib issue, believed to be related to having a rib removed to create woman, but there’s no confirmation on that at the time of this writing.
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